Tiny Lightning Bolt still-marchin-on

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via obamafart)

stoned-levi:

gangstapayne:

liam1payne:

The Jonas brothers suck

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is this where it actually came from or

(via telapathetic)

valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

(via kanyewesticle)

metaphorwaters:

goatactivist:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

you didnt

(via ohkatnisseverdeen)

,,

maccas run

ancient australian proverb (via telescopics)

(via timeladycheen)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via myplaceintheworldxx)

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

(via baracknobama)

hellotailor:

mrv3000:

i’ve probably reblogged this multiple times but by god i’ll do it again.

(via mrbritishhimself)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via imjess-kidding)

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

(via wigglyweak)

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via unescapable)

al-grave:

Too much aww for one couch.

(via owlmylove)